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Smoke your cigarettes - Feed the babies.
But if my freetime's gone, would you promise me this?
Created on 2004-01-04 17:55:50 (#1787886), last updated 2005-06-05
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Basic Info| Name: | tori311 |
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FUN THINGS TO FUCK!!
Fuck the front door, Fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a Muslim Fuck a Jew
Fuck fans of Blink 182
(That's illegal if you're born in '83)
Fuck a bean cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
Fuck a cop, fuck a marine
Fuck a jar of Vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf
Fuck Kris Kringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all
Go Fuck Yourself!
NoFX
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311, annes hot tub, art, awkward moments, awkwardness, beer, beer pong, being gay with jamie, blink182, bob dylan, brand new, brave little toaster, building snowmen, camping in back yards, car raves, cheese, coconut, cubbyhole, dance parties, dancing, doing pointless stuff, driving, expiditions, fast food, forbiden chocolate ice cream, green, green day, hot tubs, ice skating, jack black, jamies old basement, my bags, nintendo, organizing, painting, parties, pictures, pink, pot, pulling all night-ers, quiznos, radiohead, red hot chili peppers, rhode island, road trips, showers, ski lodges, sleep, snow, snow days, snowboarding, spoons, stairs and sleeping bags, swimming, taking walks, tangerine chapstick, the beach, the diner, the foolish flatulent 5, trios, zebrahead
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