| I love Jamie |
[Apr. 19th, 2005|10:29 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Shins | ] |
Little do you know me and Jamie are professional song re-doers.
Welcome to Atlanta,Dancing Queen, and Dirty Pop.
We remade them to the best things ever.
We should get payed for this shit.
FF5 Party Tribute
Monday night, Eveready Diner.
Tuesday night, we're in Ditoms room, gettin' FUCKED up.
Wednesday, we're in New Paltz on weed.
Thursday, we're Dunkin' at Donuts indeed.
Friday, you can follow my lead, passed out on the floor is where you can find me.
Saturday, is off the heezy fo' sheezy, you can find me up in the 8-4-Feezy
Sunday, is when we get our sleep in,
Cause on Monday we be at it again, HOLLA!
Potty Queen
You can poop, you can shit, having the time of your life
See that turd, watch it float, inside the Potty Queen
Monday morning and your intenstines are full
Looking out for a place to go,
where you release your bowels,
where it always smells foul
While you come in to look for a Queen
Anybody could take that shit
the moring's new and the stench is fine.
With a bit of nuts, you can't get it off your mind
Your in the mood to go, and you'll let them know...
You found the Potty Queen, blue and lean, looking pretty clean.
Potty Queen feel the heat from last nights beans, oh yeaah
You can poop, you can shit, having the time of your life
See that turd, watch it float, inside the Potty Queen
Your a pusher, you turn bright red
It leaves you burning until your dead.
Looking out for some paper, anything will do
you've got to wipe that poo.
And when your all cleaned up...
You've dominated that Potty Queen, blue and lean, looking pretty clean
Potty Queen feel the heat from last nights beans, oh yeaah
You can poop, you can shit, having the time of your life
See that turd, watch it float, inside the Potty Queen
Inside the Potty Queen
Inside the Potty Queen
Inside the Potty Queen
Dirty Poop
Sick and tired of hearing all these people talk about
Whats the deal with this shitty smell and when is it gonna fade out?
The thing you’ve got to realize, what we’re doing is not a trend
We’re lacking the smell of potpourri, and we’re gonna being it till the end
(Spray the air now)
It doesn’t matter
About the spray I use or the tree around my neck
All that matters
Is that you recognize that it’s underneath my deck
I didn’t think it mattered
About the things I ate and where I went and why
But it matters
Now everything smells and it happens all the time
Do you ever wonder why
This smell gets you high?
Its makes you want to cry
Smell it when your potty over flows
And you’re standing on your toes
(And everybody knows)
And the poopin’ just wont stop
And 2 tissues is all you got
Come on now
This must be
POOP!
Dirty poop
It’s sitting on that stoop
I know you like this dirty poop
Now, why ya wanna try to copy all the type of poop we make?
Cause it takes time to make that shit
And its not yours to take
Tired of hearing people all around me brag about their poop
Don’t worry ‘bout yours, cause I’m gonna eat mine
Oh people, want a scoop?
It doesn’t matter
About the spray I use or the tree around my neck
All that matters
Is that you recognize that it’s underneath my deck
It doesn’t matter
About the size of it or the shape of it and why
All that matters
Is that it gets flushed and we’ll do it to it every time
C’mon
Do you ever wonder why
This smell gets you high?
Its makes you want to cry
Smell it when your potty over flows
And you’re standing on your toes
(And everybody knows)
And the poopin’ just wont stop
And 2 tissues is all you got
Come on now
This must be
POOP!
Man, I’m tired of this shit.
Dirty, dirty, dirty POOP!
This is the kind of stuff that will get me out of bed in the morning.
Jamie, I fucking cant and I love you for having the same mind as me. |
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| Christ |
[Apr. 12th, 2005|10:56 pm] |
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I dont think I have ever eaten as much food as I have tonight.
I
Am
Going
To
Die.
I am doing my senior thesis on Compulsive Overeating Disorder.
Yup. |
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| I love weekends. |
[Apr. 10th, 2005|06:53 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  tired | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Jack Johnson | ] |
Thursday: 80s night.
I had more fun than I thought I would and I had A LOT of fun!
I can't wait to go again. And the rest of us must go too.
Then we came back to my house all drunk and sloppy and made stuffing and mozzerla sticks and passed out.
No parents. I love it.
Friday: Pow-wow at my house.
I wasn't to big and crazy, except for Lub and Devin.
The only thing that broke was a wine glass I knocked over in my room.
Sam brought me home a pile up from the diner and it made my night.
I woke up Saturday and people had cleaned a bunch and I was very happy.
And I still don't know who left a guitar here.
Saturday: Work
GAY
There was a band so I enjoyed it.
A few friends came over.
Some beer pong.
Nothing wild at all.
Then 5am Mobil on the Run for chips, cookies, milk and soda.
Then cleeeeeaning so I didnt have to get up and do it today.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN!<3333
My parents are now home and the only thing I got in trouble for was this:
Mom: "Why is there a penny on the ground?"
I dont want to go to school. :(
I love this weather.
http://community.webshots.com/user/toribalori |
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| Wow |
[Apr. 6th, 2005|10:36 pm] |
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| |  high | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Death cab for cutie | ] |
Jamie and Corinne.
This evening.
Ridiculous.
That elevator ride.
The money.
Singers.
Starbucks closed...
Queerys.
I fucking love you guys. And pot. And ice cream. |
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| (no subject) |
[Apr. 4th, 2005|10:40 pm] |
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| | sleepy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | none thanks | ] |
I hate school.
And art.
Fuck AP art.
Fuck it.
And fuck design.
And fuck phsyics even though I haven't been in a very very long time.
Mainly fuck AP art.
And my senior thesis.
I dont know what to do...
Blow Me. |
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| I'M BACK!! |
[Apr. 3rd, 2005|11:20 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  awake | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Keith Sweat - Twisted | ] |
SO, livejournal is gay but I am going to use it again. Mainly because sometimes, some nights, some experiances we go through just need to be read about. I love my friends.
Spring Break really really was not all that good. We've had more fun in a trip to the mall than all of this week. Minus a few good times. Especially being at that party where we got threatened by some kid with a gun and those girls who said they could take us. Did they not see Jamie?? They are lucky we got scared and left...
Anywho. School starts tomorrow. I dont think I am going. And my parents are going some where soon and I love when they aren't here. Amen. |
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| Wow... |
[Aug. 19th, 2004|04:10 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | BORED as usual | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Ben Folds | ] |
First job: Pippy's of course
First screen name: TORIBALORI
First funeral: my best friends mom and grandmother :(
First pet: Scamper! my hamster!
First piercing/tattoo: my ears when i was like...2 months old. and Belly button in 8th grade
First credit card: my AE card?
First real kiss: um brian gyger(???)
First love: Justin :)
First enemy: PFFFFF, many
First favorite musician: Billy Joel!
Last car ride: Home from Dan Conks last night
Last kiss: Devin? or Martini at his house hahah
Last library book checked out: People of the Totum
Last movie watched: Kill Bill last night at Dans
Last beverage drank: Soda?
Last food consumed: bagel with cream cheese
1.What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Oh my God...malibu's most wanted. or stuck on you?? or something. TERRIBLE
2.What's the worst song you've ever heard? I can't even begin...
3.If you could kill any celebrity, who would it be? Bono
4.Who's the worst band in the world? SOOOOOOO MANY BANDS SUCK
5.Who is your arch enemy? One of my best friends? ....
6.What is your least favorite food? i hate A LOT of food
7.What happened on the worst day of your life? i got badly hurt one after another...it was AWEFUL
8.What's the worst job you've ever had? i'v only had one job
9.Who's your least favorite relative? All
10.Worst sex you ever had? no one...but the best is JAMIE!! ;)
11.What's the worst way to die? burried alive
12.What do you think hell would be like? school
13.If you could murder somebody and get away with it, who would it be? HAHAHAHA!! some one close to me...
14.How would you commit this murder? let catapillers eat her alive...slowly
15.Worst book you've ever read? Old Man and? the Fucking Sea
16.Worst tv show ever? Almost All
17.What's the meanest thing you've ever done? hahaha, i'v done so much...
18.What's the most brutal way you've ever snubbed an ex? what??
19.What do you hate most about your personality? I'm a Bitch
20.What do you hate most about your physical appearance? my nose?? and fucking freckles
1. What is your favorite Girl Scout cookie? the peanut butter kind...
2) Do you prefer small town life or big city life? i guess city
3) The Cure's "Boys don't cry" or "Just like Heaven"? just like heaven
4) Violent femmes or Sex Pistols? they are both OKAY
5) Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups or Pieces? CUPS!
6) Morning sex or drunk sex? morning?
7) Jenna Jameson or Belladonna? jenna
8) Britney or Christina? christine
9) Where were you born? vasser?
10) Pirates or zombies? PIRATES!!
11) Hardcore or emo? neither
12) Dodge ball or red light greenlight? red light green light
13) Did you get spanked when you were a kid? hahaha yes
14) Do you get spanked now (sexually)? hahaha yes
15) Do you like it? yes...
16) Where do you hope to be in 5 years? ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
17) Do you believe in love? i suppose
18) Do you believe in witchcraft? nah
19) Explain a holiday memory: me, my bro, my parents, and Justin shoveling one chrsitmas sooooo much snow and there was so much yelling and swearing and fighting, (and laughing). It was the best
20) If you could be a virgin again would you?
21) Would you ever consider being open sexually to someone of the same sex? nope
22)Type some of the lyrics of one of your favorite songs: "I ain't saying you treated me unkind...you could have done better but..i dont mind. You just kinda wasted my precious time. But dont think twice, It's alright" -Bob Dylan
23) Do you sleep with a teddy bear or a blankie? no
24) Do you believe long distance relationships would work? no
25) Have you ever dated some one off of my space/ friendster? no?
26) How many people?
27) What's more important: money, friendship, power or love? POWER!! ha or friendship?
28) Would you sleep with someone on the first date? If it was one of 2 certain people..yes
29) How do you like your grilled cheese sandwiches? cheesey!
30) What do you listen to when your heart is broken? the Getup Kids
31) Do you believe trust is earned, or do you think everyone gets a shot? earned
32) What do you mix your vodka with? nothing!
33) What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon? i wasnt up
34) Did you ever watch kids incorporated? yes
35) What is your favorite John Hughes film? ?? sorry
36) What did you think of House of 1000 corpses by Rob Zombie? OH MY GOD CAN I ADD THAT TO MY WORST MOVIE EVER LIST!!!!
37) What do you do for work? Bus
38) What is your dream job? sitting on a beach
39) Who is your favorite Peanuts Gang Character? Pigpen!!!!!
40) Broken hearts or a broken aim? broken AIM
41) Clubs or bars? Bar...i dont dance
42) Whats the best show you've ever been to? 311 in NYC or 2nd time at civic center
43) Do you have a crush? same old same old
44) Who were you in high school? a bitch
45) Do you believe in astrology? no but sometimes....they are fucking crazy right
46) Do you believe in angels? no
47) Do you believe in ghosts? no...?
49) Don't lie: do you like bon Jovi's album? NO
50) What is your biggest "issue" right now? one of my best friends OF COURSE
11. have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: Luke? Justin?
12. Have You Ever Cried Over Something Someone of The Opposite Sex Did: nope. i never cry
13. Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: nope
14. Do you want someone you don't have right now: i always want Justin H
15. Ever Liked a close Guy/Girl Friend: once in 8th grade
16. Are You Lonely Right Now: not really... just bored and waiting around
17. Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: no thanks
18. Do You Want To Get Married: no
19. Do you want kids: no
106. Like to walk in the rain? i hate rain
107. Sleep with or without clothes on? with out
108. Prefer black or blue pens? Black
110. Like to travel? yes!!
111. Like someone? no one new
112. Do they know? yes actually
113. Sleep on your side? tummy
114. Think youre attractive? no
115. Want to get married? no
116. Who? Matty!
117. Alaska or Hawaii?: hawaii
118. Are you a good student?: HAHAHAHAHA! please
119. Are you currently in a relationship?: Got somebody...she's a beauty ...<3 Jamie <3
120. Are you involved in sports: was
122. Christmas or Halloween?: both!!!
123. Color or black-and-white photos?: both
128. Do you consider yourself the life of the party?: i can be
129. Do you drink?: sure
130. Do you have a car?: TRUCK!!
131. Do you have a job?: kinda
132. Do you make fun of people?: like its my job
133. Do you think dreams eventually come true: what dreams?
134. Fave thing to do?: sleep and laugh!!
135. Fave breakfast food?: cakes of the pan
136. Fave Candy?: rots your teeth!
137. Favorite vacationing spot: umm Disney World!
138. Favorite body part of the opposite sex: hair, lips
139. Favorite cartoon?: tom and jerry, family guy
140. Go to the movies or rent?: go
141. Have you ever moved?: once
142. Have you ever stolen anything (from a store)?: yes
143. How's the weather right now?: sunny and cloudy
144. Hug or kiss?: hugs!!
145. Last person you talked to on the phone?: China?
146. Last time you showered?: today
147. Loud or soft music?: loud
148. McDonalds or Burger King?: wendys
149. More romantic; baths or shower?: baths
150. Night or day: night
151. Number of Pillows?: 1
152. Piano or guitar?: guitar
153. Read or write?: read
154. Single or taken?: single
155. Snow or water?: water!!
156. What are you doing tomorrow?: working
157. What clothes are you wearing?: cheer shorts and a AE t shirt and socks
158. What do you drink?: lemonade
159. What makes you vomit?: vomit. and bugs
160. What's on your computer screen?: a picture of us before tubbing!
161. What's right next to you?: moms lap top
162. What's your bedtime?: 4am??
163. What's your best physical feature?: i'v been told my back, lips and SOFT skin
164. Whats your name backwards? Airotciv Nnyl Orasuf
165. When do you get up in the morning?: 3pm usually
166. Who do you talk to the most online?: Jamie, Jay, my mom, Matty
167. Would you wait to have sex until you are married?: no
WOW that sucked |
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| I would rather lick my own ass than... |
[Aug. 10th, 2004|01:30 am] |
| [ | mood |
| |  hot | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Strokes | ] |
I think summer is just the best thing ever... i wish it was forever...
I can't wait to see matty and go to RI again this weekend!!
1. Your name spelled backwards. Irot
2. Where were your parents born? NY?? wow..i have no idea...
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Limewire?
4. What's your favorite restaurant? not sure..i really like applesbees...and of course Pippy's
5. Last time you swam in a pool? Corinnes house...SKINNY DIPPING!!
6. Have you ever been in a school play? no
7. How many kids do you want? none
8. Type of music you dislike most? country
9. Are you registered to vote? not 18
10. Do you have cable? yes
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? nope
12. Ever prank call anybody? yes! i love it
13. Ever get a parking ticket? nope
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Hell Yeah!
15. Farthest place you ever traveled. France
16. Do you have a garden? daddy does all the gardening
17. What's your favorite comic strip?
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? yup
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? shower and whatever is most convenient
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? Coffee and Cigarettes
21. Favorite pizza toppings? cheese and onions
22. Chips or popcorn? CHIPS!
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? none...
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? all the time
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? nope
26. Orange Juice or apple? APPLE
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Wendy's with jame ash devin and mike F after Warped Tour? or Applebees with Dirty and Hoe
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? Hersheys!
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? never
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? FUCK THAT!
31. Have you ever won a trophy? no :(
32. Are you a good cook? not bad
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yes... but i always fuck it up
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? no but i LOVE watching them!
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? black black black!
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? gum?
38. Ever throw up in public? at the bus stop one time
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? i think i would rather have the money and buy a hot tub!
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? its never happend but sure
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? no?
42. Can ex's be friends? nah
43. Who was the last person you visited in a Hospital? visited? my G-ma
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? no way! but i had a mohawk!
45. What message is on your answering machine? my cell phone is Tenacious D! call it...its funny!!
46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? Will farrell...however its spelled...
48. What is in your purse? wallet, phone, sunglasses, slap jack, chapstick galore, brush-ups, lighters, weed, pipe, matches, pen, marker, little sketch pad, eye concealer, hard lemonade hahahaha who knows what else
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? not my favorite but i HAVE to do 100 crunches
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? seeing farenheit 9/11 and that i slept till 4pm
51. What is the first concert you ever went to? 311!!! 7th grade bitch!! |
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| BEACH!!!!!!!! |
[Jul. 27th, 2004|02:59 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  anxious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Tenacious D | ] |
Tomorrow. Long Island for a night with Crazy, Hoe and Dirty. It will be the best time ever. Biggy: RIP |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 25th, 2004|07:45 pm] |
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| |  blank | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Jack Johnson | ] |
// series one - as usual
-- Name: Tori
-- Birthdate: Jan 25
-- Eye Color: Blue
-- Hair Color: Blonde
-- Righty or Lefty: Righty
-- Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
-- Innie or Outtie: Innie
// series two - describe
-- Your heritage: Italian, German, Irish
-- The shoes you wore today: None
-- Your hair: ?
-- Your weakness: bed
-- Your fears: Aliens, bugs
-- Your perfect pizza: CHEESE
-- One thing you'd like to achieve: to live life by doing nothing
// series three - what is
-- Your most overused phrase on aol\aim: are your serious?
-- Your thoughts first waking up: What time is it cause i am NOT getting up
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: hair
-- The best name for a Butler: raymond
-- Your bedtime: Well the past 6 nights its been like 7am...but theres not set time
-- Your greatest accomplishment: none
-- Your most missed memory: SO MANY. carter...haha, south carolina!, and just the way things used to be...
// series four - you prefer
-- Pepsi or coke: pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Wendy's
-- Single or group dates: uhh groups
-- Adidas or nike: adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont know?
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappucino or coffee: MMMMMMM cappucino
// series five - do you
-- Smoke: what?
-- Cuss: yes
-- Sing well: No sir
-- Take a shower everyday: YES
-- Like high school: NO!
-- Want to get married: no
-- Type with your fingers on the right keys: No
-- Believe in yourself: sure
-- Get motion sickness: yes
-- Think you're a health freak: no way
-- Get along with your parents: Sometimes
-- Like thunderstorms: eh
-- Play an instrument: not anymore
// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- Drank alcohol: Yes
-- Smoke(d): what?
-- Done a drug: Pot?
-- Made Out: Yes
-- Go to the mall: Yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nah
-- Eaten sushi: no
-- Been on stage: nope
-- Been dumped: Nope
-- Gone skating: not since the winter!
-- Made homemade cookies: yes!
-- Gone skinny dipping: ALMOST
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: yes
// series seven - have you ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: Yes
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yes
-- Been caught "doing something": caught no? Walked in on by jamie...twice...yes!
-- Been called a tease: actually... yes. but only cause i SAID i'd cook justin something...and didnt
-- Gotten beaten up: nope
-- Shoplifted: yup
-- If so, did you get caught: nope
-- Changed who you were to fit in: no..?
// series eight - the future
-- Age you hope to be married: none
-- Numbers and Names of Children: none
-- Descibe your Dream Wedding: BEACH if i was getting married
-- How do you want to die?: In my sleep
-- Where you want to go to college: cali
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: NOTHING
-- What country would you most like to visit: Australia
// series nine - current
-- Current Clothes: shorts, t shirt and socks
-- Current Mood: bored, hungry, tired
-- Current Annoyance: hunger
-- Current Smell: my house
-- Current thing you ought to be doing: ha, i was supposed to be at work at 6...but i woke up at 6...
-- Current Desktop Picture: Me anne jamie carissa and corinne in our hats!
-- Current Book: its annonymous. no author no title
-- Current DVD In Player: City of God maybe?
-- Current Refreshment: none
-- Current Worry: What will i eat!!! |
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| Wonder why they call you bitch? |
[Jul. 15th, 2004|10:00 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  bored | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Brand New - Flying at Tree Level | ] |
Thirteen random things you like:
01) Sleeping
02) My bed
03) LAUGHING
04) My Bitches
05) Visiting Matty in RI
06) FOOD
07) Summer
08) 311
09) POT
10) Doing projects with my Bitches
11) Penne a la Vodka
12) I really like talking to people online...
13) Sleeping till 3pm everyday!
Twelve movies:
01) Anchorman
02) Forrest Gump
03) Alice in Wonderland
04) The Sandlot
05) City of God
06) Brave Little Toaster
07) Coffee and Cigarettes
08) Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind
09) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
10) Puff the Magic Dragon
11) Old School
12) Pulp Fiction
Eleven good bands/artists:
01) 311..
02) Incubus
03) Jack Johnson
04) Ryan Adams
05) Alkaline Trio
06) Sublime
07) Brand New
08) Radiohead
09) Bob Dylan
10) Hawksley Workman
11) G-Love & Special Sauce
Ten things about you ... physically:
01) Short
02) Blonde
03) Belly Button Ring
04) Blue eyes
05) Freckles
06) Sock tan lines
07) 2 freckles on Stomach
08) BEER BELLY!!
09) Short herre
10) Little boobies!
Nine good friends: (in no particular order)
01) Annie - Dirty
02) Jamie - Biggy
03) Corinnie - Hoe
04) Carissa-ie - CraZy
05) Matty-Boo
06) Tommy
07) Jo & Ally
08) Ashley and Laura B
09) Marky
Eight favorite foods/drinks:
01) Cheese
02) Chips and salsa con queso
03) Donuts
04) Apple Juice
05) Milk and Cookies
06) Hard rolls and butter
07) Penne a la vodka
08) the Eveready Diner Pile-up
Seven things you wear daily:
01) Underpants!
02) 2 necklaces
03) Bra
04) SOCKS!
05) watch
06) Make-up
07) glasses
Six things that annoy you:
01) School
02) My mom
03) people
04) When people dont talk enough online
05) Banging from another room without a set pattern
06) waking up
Five things you touch everyday:
01) Shower
02) Food
03) Computer
04) My bag
05) Toilet paper lol
Four shows you watch:
01) Family Guy
02) Aqua Teen Hungerforce!!
03) Conan
04) Elimidate! (these are all on late at night)
Three celebrities you have a crush on:
01) Nick hexum
02) Brandon Boyd
03) Makr Hoppus
Two places to live:
01) California
02) Canada
One person you could spend the rest of your life with
01) ;) Some know. But we'll say Luke |
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| Smells like a guini pig cage... |
[Jul. 12th, 2004|01:14 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | scared | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Brand New | ] |
Wow, what the hell is wrong with people? Some are just way to insane. |
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| Potty Queen - READ!!!! |
[Jun. 27th, 2004|07:46 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Dancing Queen | ] |
Potty Queen
(Sing to the tune of dancing queen)
You can poop, you can shit, having the time of your life
See that turd, watch it float, inside the Potty Queen
Monday morning and your intenstines are full
Looking out for a place to go, where you release your bowels,
where it always smells foul
While you come in to look for a Queen
Anybody could take that shit
the moring's new and the stench is fine.
With a bit of nuts, you can't get it off your mind
Your in the mood to go, and you'll let them know...
You found the Potty Queen, blue and lean, looking pretty clean.
Potty Queen feel the heat from last nights beans, oh yeaah
You can poop, you can shit, having the time of your life
See that turd, watch it float, inside the Potty Queen
Your a pusher, you turn bright red
It leaves you burning until your dead.
Looking out for some paper, anything will do
you've got to wipe that poo.
And when your all cleaned up...
You've dominated that Potty Queen, blue and lean, looking pretty clean
Potty Queen feel the heat from last nights beans, oh yeaah
You can poop, you can shit, having the time of your life
See that turd, watch it float, inside the Potty Queen
Inside the Potty Queen
Inside the Potty Queen
Inside the Potty Queen
-Dedicated to the Potty Queen from the New Jersy crew race '03
-Written by Tori and Jamie |
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[Jun. 27th, 2004|06:27 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  pissed off | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Ryan Adams - Cannonball Days | ] |
I fucking LOVE the summer. Tubing, beach, the city, Incubus, parties. Next weekend. Rhode Island.
My friends suck and are mad at me cause they didn't get invited to a party. SORRY YOUR NOT FRIENDS WITH HIM. There is nothing I can fucking do.
I just can't wait to see what else unfolds this summer. Hopefully it will be as good as the summer before 10th grade. Good summer....
Fuck Everyone |
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[Jun. 8th, 2004|10:23 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | anxious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Ryan Adams - Cannonball Days | ] |
. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?: Its my name and my fav band!
2. NAME FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS.
1. chips and salsa con queso
2. hot pockets
3. oreos
4. Little Debbie snacks - any
5. donuts
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?: uhh, no. but i put extra make-up on for prom
4. NAME ALL MEMBERS OF THE BEATLES: ringo starr, John lennon, george harrison, Paul Mcartney
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?: a week in Canada and 11 days in France (with Laura and Tom! Good Times!)
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY: Corinnes fucking pool, and that dan threw me in
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?: OHH LORD!! so many! I am going to have to go with when the assistant principle stabbed himself.
Maybe 9th grd when i farted in earth science, or 10th...all those times i dont remember cause we were high NON STOP, but maybe my party that everyone in the world, or at least HP was at, and 11th....a lot...311, RI, Parties, JAT nights and 12 will MOST DEF be the last day of school...When our senior prank of burning the school down, happens
8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR CRUSH THAT HE/SHE MIGHT NOT/MIGHT KNOW ABOUT?: Remember those "hottest girls/guys in FDR or Haviland". Yeah, I got Luke Simmons to number 1.
9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Beach, in a bathing suit, to Nick Hexum
10. WOULD YOU EVER JOIN TEMPTATION ISLAND?: uh no
11. NAME THREE [3] TEACHERS YOU LIKED IN HIGH SCHOOL/ELEMENTARY.
1. Mr. brehse mmmmmmm, I LOVE him.
2. Mr. Butler - earth science in 9th grd...so much fun...
3. Mrs. Fitchett, shes so insane i love it.
12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE? WHAT IS IT?: I cant even begin to list them...
Cruise on by the frowners, FLOAT follow me now with a smile! -311
13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS... [CARE TO SHARE THE STORY?]: maybe 10 and justin got his first girlfriend...
14. THE SCHOOL PICTURE YOU BURIED IN YOUR BOTTOM DRAWER?: 2nd, holy crap, and 6th was even worse
15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES? WHAT ARE THEY?: yes. I dont know
16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: why luke simmons is the most beautiful person the wolrd
17. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? [care to share why?]: Well i geuss i can say Anne and Jame. And then corinne and carissa... WE DONT GET ALONG! but i love it. I geuss i need to control my sense of humor, right anne? ...and it expands from there. Especially Matty
18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE: None
19. IF YOU WERE FAMOUS, AND WERE TO BE A GUEST ON A TALK SHOW, WHOSE SHOW WOULD YOU CHOOSE? WHY?: jay leno.Hes funny and cool
20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME: Toby. hhahahaha
21. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?: I dont sleep
22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?: NOT A DAMN THING!
Tubing, swimming, bond fires, smoking, sleeping, sleeping, sleeping, boating, smoking, minigolf, RI, you know how we do.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?: it may just be Cannonball Days by Ryan Adams, or Dont think twice, its alright by Bob Dylan
24. WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG: Its funny how, nothing seems much fun anymore to me now that i quit the drink. cause soberness..it might be what i need but, its certainly not how i want to be.
25. DO YOU KNOW AT LEAST ONE DISNEY SONG BY HEART? WHICH ONE?: Allison in Wonderland - In a world of my own. BEST MOVIE EVER
26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE: a hot tub, a fucking square room with a hot tub. Maybe a bed and fridge.
27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR: sports bra and underwear
28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?: Jeez...the world. little scetch pad, pen, harmonica, like 6 chapsticks, wallet, phone, keys, mints, mirror, JAT code card haha, matches, 3 lighters, a bowl, a mini jar that holds my weed, a ring that says player from the bowling ally, slap jack card game, tissues, dental floss, eye concealer, lotion...i Think thats it.
29. WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?: LOTS of change, liscence, all my school id's since 6th, oxy clean wipes cause i tend to spill, my bank account number, dime bags, old gift cards
30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?: 17-9? i dont know math
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?: my pumas, my adidas sandals, and my stolen bowling shoes.
32. IF YOU COULD'VE GONE TO YOUR SENIOR PROM IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: that suit that people who deal with bee's wear
33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?: Junior prom was awesome. senior was alright
34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS: the day i was born, the giants won the superbowl.
35. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?: and elf
36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
1. hot tubs
2. chips and salsa con queso
3. taking a trip to Italy
4. living in cali so i can beach and snowboard
5. your mom
37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?: brushing teeth, 100 sit ups, and picking out a cd
38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?: so fucking many. Boca girl maybe? But my fav will ALWAYS be ToriBaLori
39. NAME THREE [3] OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
1. Tom
2. Jerry
3. Trent |
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[May. 17th, 2004|09:02 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | anxious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Zack Hexum - Some of the Time | ] |
I cannot wait to to go college. I don't care what anyone says, it most def will be better than high school. I think anything could be. But its so different. This weekend,just seeing the people hang out whenever they want, in their own houses, without all the lame girly drama and bullcrap, it will just be so so so so so so so so much better. |
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[May. 6th, 2004|10:22 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  confused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Beatles | ] |
1: grab the book nearest to you. turn to page 18, find line 4. write down here what it says: "No!" she said, "Go Now! If you come back into this house without those groceries, I'll whip you!" (Black Boy)
2: stretch your left arm out as far as you can. what do you touch first?: Nothing...
3: what is the last thing you watched on TV?: Friends. It sucked.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 10:12pm
5: now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 10:25pm lol
6: with the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: The fan above me
7: when did you last step outside? what were you doing?: From the truck to my garage after DQ
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?: 311music.com
9: what are you wearing?: Pants I stole from laura, 2 pairs of socks, AE t shirt
10: did you dream last night? : I think carter has been in all my dreams for the past 3 weeks
11: when did you last laugh? Watching joey on friends...
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?: shelfs of pottery, paintings and a wine glass holder
13: seen anything weird lately?: all the time
14: what do you think of this quiz?: different...
15: what is the last film you saw?: Kill Bill 2, but didnt really watch though. And Requiem for a Dream, Eternal Sunshine, Big Fish, and Gummo cause I made cart ter watch
16: if you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: a fucking hot tub
17: tell me something about you that I don't know: I stole a kick ass pencil case from eric dykman
18: if you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: clean it up
19: do you like president bush?: nope
21: imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Rauri
22: imagine your first child is a boy: Leif
23: would you ever consider living abroad?: Italy, thats it
24: will you pass on this survey?: i dont know |
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[May. 2nd, 2004|02:21 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | Avoiding and essay and a paper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Medeski, Martin, and Wood - Shack | ] |
Drive-ins are SO much fun. Especially when you go with all the Lourdes guys and don't watch the movie, and play football, and drink.
Awesome weekend: Your gonna fucking diiie!!, Am I dead? And Mad Libs might be the greatest invention ever.
I say round 2 of Drive-in in the back of my truck as soon as another movie comes!
( I miss him:( ) lol |
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[Apr. 18th, 2004|11:15 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | anxious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Led Zeppelin - D'yer Mak'er | ] |
I dont know who decided junior proms werent fun. I had a great time.
Our limo driver checked everyones water bottles, but we had 2 hidden in corinnes bag, 1 in mine, and one under my dress. SO we got to drink at the table in prom. It was so good. And i actually danced. And Chiu danced. And Tom danced. And even everette. It was such a good time. And taking pictures was fun!
We didnt go out after. Tom just brought me home cause...there was nothing to do. Oh well. Totally fun night.
If anyone cares....Joe from South Carolina called last week and last night. And Carter was in school...it was quite a shocker.
I wish I could do prom over! :( (look at my pics on my aim profile)
Tori |
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